bonus post: explosions in the kitchen

[Kitty is in the kitchen, having just finished the second round of dye on her wedding dress. The beginning-to-crack dollar store bucket previously mentioned sits on the floor full of steaming blue water.]

Kitty: (thoughtfully) Wouldn’t it be awful if the bucket broke all over the floor?

[Kitty picks up the bucket, carries it to the sink and begins to tilt it in order to pour out the blue water. The bucket cracks into roughly ten thousand pieces. Water explodes in every conceivable direction, soaking everything in a four foot radius in blue water.]

Kitty: Oh, son of a what!

PS: My dress looks great. Pictures to come.


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I'm a crafter, a feminist, a reader, a mom, and a cat-lover.

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