Jordan: Now I’ve told you the ending so you won’t read it!
Me: Now that you’ve told me the ending, you’ll never know whether I read it or not. Oh, hey, I read that short story you told me about.
Jordan: Oh yeah? What was the dog’s name?!
Jordan: I don’t actually remember…was it Cujo?
Me: No. Cujo is from a Stephen King story.
Jordan: Which one?
Me: Cujo. It was made into a movie.
Jordan: What movie?
A note: My sewing machine is currently on the fritz but I am halfway through my fifth craft of the year. Updates will (hopefully) soon follow!