Jordan: I had eggs for breakfast and lunch. You’re only supposed to have two yolks a day.
Me: You put the ‘L’ in yolk. And folk. You’re weird.
Me: It’s yoke. And foke.
Jordan: Then how do you know the difference between yolk and yoke?
Me: Context. Is it pulling a wagon? Yoke! Is it inside an egg? Yolk!
Jordan: That’s dumb.
Me: You’re dumb! Yollllllllk!
Jordan: It’s not *that* pronounced!
Me: I like to eat yollllllllks while I listen to folllllllk music!