bonus post: talking about eggs

Jordan: I had eggs for breakfast and lunch. You’re only supposed to have two yolks a day.

Me: You put the ‘L’ in yolk. And folk. You’re weird.

Jordan: What?

Me: It’s yoke. And foke.

Jordan: Then how do you know the difference between yolk and yoke?

Me: Context. Is it pulling a wagon? Yoke! Is it inside an egg? Yolk!

Jordan: That’s dumb.

Me: You’re dumb! Yollllllllk!

Jordan: It’s not *that* pronounced!

Me: I like to eat yollllllllks while I listen to folllllllk music!

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